Father’s day 2022: the best life jokes and advice I’ve ever gotten from dad

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For Father’s Day 2022, we honor the bonds we share with our beloved dads and other patriarchal figures through their powerful advice, sayings, tips and jokes.

Many of their words, no matter how long ago they uttered them, still ring true, which is why people tend to share these words and phrases until the end of time.

Read on for an array of clever and welcome insights into wisdom from dads and father figures, gathered here with contributions from many people.

And feel free to post your favorite quotes and tips in the comment section below!

THE BEST ONE-LINES AND LIFE TIPS I HAVE EVER GOT FROM A MOTHER

Great advice, advice and wisdom from fathers, shared by their older children

“Make sure you have a 401K.”

“I have my back to you.”

“He always works in the city. The city is where the money is.”

“If someone doesn’t want to be with you, it’s their fault A lot to give.”

“Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are.”
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“The best advice my dad has ever given me is to work hard and dream big.”

“My father made time for each of us in our big family. He listened without judgment. He offered advice and advice but didn’t hit us on the head with it. He had a good heart. He prayed. He believed in God and in the goodness of Gods. people. He loved being outdoors and loved to read. I know he is still with each of us in his own way today. “

“Always use the saying, ‘Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are.'”

“It’s okay to make mistakes. That’s why they have erasers on their pencils.”

“The best advice I’ve ever given me is to pay me by setting aside at least 10% of each salary in savings.”

“My father said the best thing you can do in life is to be confident and believe in yourself.”

“Save your money and don’t eat too fast.”

“‘Never stop believing in what could be.’ My father wrote this on the last Christmas card I got from him before he died. ”
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“My dad always said to me, ‘It’s okay to make mistakes. That’s why they have erasers on their pencils.'”

“Don’t fight [with your spouse] about money. If 80% of your fights are about money, then you’re fighting over the other 20% of your problems. “

“Never let the gas in your car go below half the tank.”

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“The playlist is the most important part of the party.”

“Work hard and save your money”.

“Never stop being yourself.”
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“If you are 10 minutes late after the curfew, you can go home 10 minutes before the curfew.”

“Don’t be discouraged. Believe in yourself.”

“Treat each day like it’s the beginning of the rest of your life, because it is.”

“My grandfather said, ‘Everything in moderation.’ He never did anything excessive. He healed himself and took his time with life. He took a sip of scotch, but never overdid it. He had a small piece of cake, but only one. He took an apple. to work and remained active. “

“‘Never stop believing in what could be.’ My father wrote this on the last Christmas card I got from him before he died. “

“My grandfather took care of himself and took his time with life.”
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“Treat each day like it’s the beginning of the rest of your life, because it is.”

“Never stop being yourself.”

“Nothing is out of your league. You can be anything you want as long as you try.”

“Put on sunscreen and never make big decisions late at night.”

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“My father was not a man of many words. His advice was something I gleaned from him by observing the way he treated people. I learned what true love looks like by seeing how evident and honest his love for me was. mother. You could only tell by standing in the room with them that their love was real and that he put her on a pedestal … My father [also] it taught me to work hard, to always introduce myself to the people who need me, to love with all my heart and soul and have fun along the way. “

“You can be anything you want as long as you try.”
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“Treat each day like it’s the beginning of the rest of your life, because it is.”

“Just because you have it, you don’t have to spend it.”

“Don’t wish your life away.”

“If you ever get arrested, you are safer in prison than when I get my hands on you.”

“Fathers, be good to your daughters.”
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“Lazy people work twice.”

“Learn what I am showing you: I am not a seed you can replant to show yourself again.”

“Don’t hurt anyone, including yourself.”

“God gave you two ears and one mouth so you can hear twice as much as you speak.”

“My father always said, ‘You can’t reason with an unreasonable person’ and that kept me from arguing.”

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems.”
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Here’s more! Check out these quotes about the fathers of influential people and famous people

“A father takes the pictures where his money was.” —Steve Martin

“My dad didn’t do anything unusual. He just did what dads should do: be there.” – Max Lucado

“Fathers, be good to your daughters … You are the guide and the burden of his world.” – John Mayer

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems.” – Tim Russell

“Learn what I am showing you: I am not a seed you can replant to show yourself again.”

“When a man [is] a father, comes forward. He is making a choice. Anyone can have a child, but being a father is a choice. You have to decide: ‘There is something here [that] I am here to serve more of myself, my children and my family. ‘ And when that happens, a boy becomes a man. “- Tony Robbins

“Life doesn’t come with an instruction book. That’s why we have fathers.” – H. Jackson Browne Jr.

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“My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him I was able to see a future”. —Liza Minnelli

“The happiness, safety and well-being of my children is the most important thing in my life. You just want to protect them at all costs.” – John Krasinski

“She wasn’t alone, but what was behind her, the most powerful moral force in her life, was her father’s love.” – Harper Lee

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“He is a wise father who knows his son.” – William Shakespeare